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“Like an evil godmother, my grandmother chose my name. The vicious cow. It means dark skinned. My family are light skinned Punjabis.”  She holds out an arm that’s almost black.  “She was addicted to the Benny Hill Show.  When we came to stay – thirteen of us crammed into a two-room house! – we had to be completely silent when it was on or she’d wallop us.”